With much of America lying in ruins, the rest of the world braces for a global sharknado; Fin and his family must travel around the world to stop them. As shark-infested storms grow stronger and more complex, the world braces for the inevitable - a global sharknado. This year, the mission gets personal for chainsaw-wielding leader Fin Shepard and his bionic wife, April, when their young son gets trapped in a sharknado and is transported all over the world. Me and my family just watched Sharknado:5, i'm not quite sure how i feel about it: I absolutely loved the first sharknado movie, and the second was was good but not as good as the first, the movies just keep getting worse in my opinion, they keep getting more "tech-y" as they go on. It is like the Call Of Duty franchise it starts out plain and then gets more "tech-y" as more games come out eventually they are in space and mech suits. I prefer the original sharknado with a few main characters and a sharknado with this new one there where lasers April is some sorta… thing… there was this "ancient artifact" that could instantly make sharknados, and a billion more crazy things like that. For an hour and thirty minutes, i feel like it was rushed (kind of like Batman V Superman) so you may be thinking "why are you hating on it when in the title you said you loved it?) well think no more random citizen! Out of all of the crazyness, it is still a syfy sharknado movie! It was so crazy i loved it! I was laughing the whole time! I have absolutely no idea how the actors can't laugh while saying these things. I gave it 5 stars because i have mixed feeling about it, it was an enjoyable movie, even though i had absolutely no idea what was happening. If you have nothing else to watch, and need to watch something, Sharknado 5 should entertain you (if you watched the previous Sharknados).<br/><br/>Unlike the Non Factual, not Historical accurate "Touchy Feely""Feelings and Emotions" Remake Dunkirk 2017 as diametrically opposed to the Very Factual Dunkirk 1958.<br/><br/>Or the War for the Planet of the Apes 2017 that really did not have a "War" just a couple of small battles.<br/><br/>As soon as you start watching Sharknado 5 you have to know that this franchise is all about something that will be really ridiculous…..and will insert some Adult level jokes or parodies.<br/><br/>Some of the jokes or parodies would mean that you spent most of your life watching quite a lot of movies, TV Series, U.S. and International, News Stations, even TV Commercials.
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